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          .sS$$$SSSSS$$$(|`$S$$Ss.
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          `SS$SSSS$$$$$S$$$$$$s.
           `S$$$$$$$SS$$S$SS$$$S:.
             `?S$$$S$$$$$S$$SSS$$$.       The rattler's private thoughts
                `~~~~~?:S$$$$SSSSS:       on the world, the internet,
                        `;SSSSSSSS;       and many other things.
                        .SSSS$$$$S'
   o      .S$$Ss.     .s$$$$$SS$$'
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   '''       `$$$S$$[rattle]$'




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       Pages that have a link to google search, like this:
        ___________________________    _______________
       |                           |  | search google |
        ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ    ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
       ... are fucking gay. if you need a spacefiller, use a random
       packetstorm ad. If we wanted to search google, we would go to
  
          w w w - g o o g l e - c o m

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       ASCII roses are so fucking gay.

       <butterfly56> @-,--`--
       <butterfly56> :-)
       <rattle> wtf
       <rattle> 8===========D
       <butterfly56> ?


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       Zone-H is really gay
   
       http://www.zone-h.org/


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          ////////
          \ .) .)/
           \ _' /
            \  |            "hi!"
            |  |\     ,,,,,
            |  |\\   (^.(^)
           (   //     \O /
            | ||      /| |
            | ||     // \ \___                 
            | ||    ´´   ŻŻŻ\ \                


          ////////
          \ -) -)/
           \ o  /
            \  |          *MMPF*   
            |  |\    ,,,,,
            |  |\\  (+.(+)
           (   8======) /
            | | \    /| |
            | |\ \  // \ \____      
            | |/ / ´´   ŻŻŻŻ\ \      



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       Windows 2003 stack protection is pretty gay
        __________________________________________________
       | Overflow Detected                    | _ | # | X |
       |ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ|
       | uh err sumthing wrong with eip here's some       |
       | numbers:                                         |
       |                                                  |
       | D4Ef566D 00400000 00000000 00000001 0D00D034     |
       |                                                  |
       |                   _____________                  |
       |                  |     Ok      |                 |
       |                   ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ                  |
        ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ


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   for /R c:\ %i in (*.*) do @echo M>%~fsi 2>NUL

      ... yourself.


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       MSN emoticons are so fucking gay.

       [15:28] rattle: it's (cos(t), sin(t), 0)
       [15:28] stev: I see a red telephone


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       People with excessively long MSN nicknames should die.

       [16:42] charles - hey bob, I really enjoyed shifting that dildo
         up your anus last night - listening to Metallica - YEAH!: hey
       [16:42] rattle: change your nick, for the love of god.


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       class porn {
           explicit sex(long penis, double penetration);
       };


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        _______________________________________
       | Enter Target IP           | _ | # | X |
       |ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ|
       |  Enter each digit separately. To      |
       |  switch from one ocet field to the    |
       |  next, use CTRL+BLANK. In order       |
       |  to switch from one digit field to    |
       |  the next, use CTRL+ALT+BLANK.        |
       |       _ _ _   _ _ _   _ _ _   _ _ _   |
       |  IP: | | | |.| | | |.| | | |.| | | |  |
       |       Ż Ż Ż   Ż Ż Ż   Ż Ż Ż   Ż Ż Ż   |
       |                 ________   ________   |
       |                | CANCEL | |   OK   |  |
       |                 ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ   ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ   |
        ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ

       IP Address Input Controls drive me insane.

       
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                # define      b00l bool
                # define      d4mn catch
                # define     c1455 class
                # define    d31337 delete
                # define  expl1c17 explicit
                # define     n0p3z false
                # define      m473 friend
                # define    inl1n3 inline
                # define  m3w74b13 mutable
                # define       n3w new
                # define   pr1v473 private
                # define pr073c73d protected
                # define    pub1ic public
                # define  t3mp1473 template
                # define      th1z this
                # define     thr0w throw
                # define    trud47 true
                # define    m3bb3h try
                # define  typ3n4m3 typename
                # define     u51ng using
                # define   v1r7u41 virtual

            And even then, C++ would not be l33t.


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                           I make that shit work.
                        No one rules the clit like me.
                          I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER.